Friend Thief

If you introduce someone to one of your best friends and they try to steal your best friend from you. They act nice at first then, once they are closer to your best friend they'll start acting like the bitch slut they are

Me: What are you doing tomorrow
Friend Thief: Me and (best friend are going to them movies)
Me: Can I Come?
Friend Thief: Sorry It's just us

What I'm thinking: Then why did you tell me bitch

by BadWolf337 January 20, 2016

Dildo Thief

Usually a very sexually irritated youngster. A pervert and a creepy douche. Their actions usually include some of the following:

1. Not many friends
2. Jerks off. A lot.
3. Spends a lot of time on the computer with porn or World of Warcraft
4. Fantasizes about friends' parents.
5. Steals others belongings such as dildo's, sex toys, bras, or panties.

If someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the Dildo Thieves.

Alec: Dude I am freaking out!

Mitch: Why?

Alec: Jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom's panties!

Mitch: Oh... I should've known he was a Dildo Thief when I caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. Sorry...

dildo thief pervert creepy

by Not that guy!!! April 25, 2011

joule thief

a person who charges their electronics at some place other than their place of residence

"Old Butters always charges his phone when he comes over"
"yes he is quite a joule thief"

by goombotz August 18, 2009

UD Thief

One who takes a word that another person has said and defines it on UD without the verbal/written consent of the person who said it first

A-Hole: Hey dude, I totally just put that word you said a couple days ago and put it on Urbandictionary.com!
Man: Why would you do that, you faggot?
A-Hole: Because im a stupid asshole.
Man: This is true. Youre Such a UD Thief.

by Culjat1994 February 18, 2009

anus thief

One who steals asses.

the anus thief stole my rectum and spnincter!

by Eura Phagg November 26, 2006

Ginger Thief

A red head, usually male, that steals the souls of other humans.

Fred: "Man, this class is so boring"
Dan: "Look out, here comes the Ginger Thief!"
Fred: "...and the archer!"

JEREMY!!!: "Dude, our TA loves us"
Fred: "Nah dude, he just wants our souls"

by Bajuiceta January 29, 2009

Thief in Chief

Another increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

With a larcenous track record as long as his, it seems entirely likely that the Thief in Chief will attempt to steal the 2020 Election.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020