jizz wrangler

One who commands multiple offering of ejaculate in their mouth without spilling amy after sucking many cocks in succession

"What about that ho at the crack party?" "Dude she took 13 cocks and never spilled a drop, a total jizz wrangler!" "Man, that's my mom!"

by munchowskysonville October 05, 2005

Turd wrangler

Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.

Hey you turd wrangler, make us some fucking coffee!

by PilotMike April 03, 2005

Turd wrangler

One who wrangles turds,Before your Partner take a dump you stuff your manhood in their ass to Wrangle some turds ie: homo

in nautical terms a Turd Wrangler would be know as an Ass Pirate

"i was up on Brokeback Mountain Wrangling Turds"

"dude your such a turd wrangler"

"Sven please hog tie me and wrangle my turds"

"Honey its Turd Wrangling Thursday, get the stick of butter"

by Lucious Lou August 11, 2006

peanut wrangler

a flaming fucking faggot

Look at that peanut wrangler over in the corner!

by Johnny Tats November 09, 2007

Tard wrangler

A person who hurds the retards of society and keeps them locked away

“I saw the EA teacher at school throwing rocks at the retards, damn he’s a good Tard Wrangler!”

by Merry Rexmis January 28, 2019

Rectum Wrangler

One who views the human anus as a means for venting anger. These dangerous people destroy anuses worldwide with fierce thrusts of their genitalia.

Peter:Look out Billy-John, I hear there's been sightings of an rectum wrangler in town Billy-John: Oh no Peter! We should plug our anuses to prevent total destruction!

by werALLskrewd November 03, 2010

Unicorn Wrangler

A term used by IT recruiting agencies on LinkedIn to trick people into believing they aren't body shops.

Talent Acquisition | Unicorn Wrangler | Purple Squirrel Hunter

by blitzchap May 04, 2020