Kentucky Whopper

During sex, the giver defecates in his hand. Then, patties up the poo and asks the unsuspecting victim if they are hungry. Then, before the receiver can answer, the "pooper" shoves the doo doo pancake in their mouth.

"Hey Billy, See that brown spot on her face?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"Because I slipped her the Kentucky Whopper!"

by Scrub McGrub January 5, 2011

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Angry Whopper

The act of slapping a vagina with a fly swatter at maximum strength. Next, the swollen labia are immediately garnished with jalapeños and any desired medley of burger fixin's, condiments and accouterments, then eaten (so to speak).(WARNING:This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be performed between consenting parties, unless she deserves it.)

I haven't had sex or food in days. I think I'll hop over to Burger Jack and order myself an angry whopper.

or

My girlfriend made me watch a J-Lo movie marathon. By the end, I was so pissed and hungry that I felt entitled to an angry whopper.

by Louija January 21, 2009

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Whopper Topper

One who always has to tell others about how their experiences and stories are better and more amazing than everyone else's. Previously known as a "1-upper".

Oh, here Ethan goes again with one of his Whopper Topper's.

by TyCan June 9, 2021

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black whopper

A really nasty fat black hooker

"Man, I fucked a black whopper last night. She said I can have it my way"

by Black Whopper December 18, 2015

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Sloppy Whopper

When you go to the drive-through at Burger King and you ask for a Whopper with nothing on it but the meat patty, some buns and quadruple whatever the legal amount of mayo they're allowed to give you is and you eat that bitch like the Pope eats little boy ass on Sunday evening mass.

"Man I filled that pussy to the brim. It was oozing like a sloppy whopper."

by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018

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