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Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.
1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.
by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012
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Hot dog flavored tally whacker

A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis
by 1337lordofmaximumpwnage January 18, 2009
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Whacker backer

A joint with weed and tobacco
oy dickhead i just rolled a fat whacker backer

dash me the lighter i got a nice whacker backer
by coughcoughcouhgasdfa August 26, 2019
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butt whacker

A term for a gay male, usually referring to tops.
That butt whacker had a funeral for his cock so he could bury it in Jerry's ass.
by 1234567asd October 19, 2017
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whacker

A person who is absurdly obsessed with public safety equipment, vehicles, radios (motorola APX), etc. This person will also blow thousands of dollars on this equipment just to use it illegally. Finally, they will show off their whacker shit to act cool when nobody things they are cool.
That dude with an apx is such a whacker!
by ctpenguin11 August 25, 2025
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Pecker-whacker

Interchangable with wang-whacker, tallywhacker or bird chopping utensil, also might have been used like many other insults or rhyming insults.
Maybe after a very extensive observation period, I fear they might try to harm me tallywhacker with all these pecker-whackers with their pecker-whacking utensils. They have harmed my duck and now I have reason to believe they're sending the birds of prey level pecker-whacker dragoons.
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mirror whacker

1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.

eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.
"That Leigh guy is such a fucking mirror whacker"
by vooos July 29, 2024
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