Shag Vision

When the girl/guy someone has been getting close with sexually/intimately is put on a pedestal and looks better than they actually appear to that person
Guy 1: I dunno mate, Jessica has huge titties, a big ass and she's so hot!!
Guy 2: Ahh, that just sounds like you got Shag Vision, man. I wouldn't mind her but I wouldn't go out of my way
by El chicken January 04, 2015
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Blind Vision

Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center
Blind living - and seeing - blind hell - blind hell
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - no reasons - for actions
In a dream when I'm reading pages full of words

The harder you look - it's getting hard - it's getting harder - it's not
A dream's a dream

In a dream when I'm reading pages
Pages full of words

It's
It's getting hard - it's not
It's not

It
It
It's getting harder
It's getting harder
Oooh, It's getting hard
Hold me closer now
Hold me closer - that's blind vision
Push me harder now
Harder
Push me harder - that's blind hell
Keep me spinning around and round - the blind center
Now I'm turning miles above the ground - that's blind hell
Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center...
by Death Menace May 09, 2023
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Camera vision

Eyes like a 24 hr surveillance camera at a convenience store and not like an eagle, more of a reptilian form of vision.
Nothing could distract her or make her camera vision lose focus.
by Solid Mantis July 17, 2018
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Emo Vision

When one checks out an Emo Dude, thinking it was an Emo Chick do to close resemblance.
Dude1:"Dude that chick is hot!"

Dude2:"Uh... Bro, that's a dude.."

Dude1:"What the fuck man!? Emo Vision!!"

Dude2:"Your so fuckin' gay dude..."
by ElmertheTree November 17, 2007
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wonka vision

To be hopped up on acid, mushrooms or any hallucinagens.

Charlie & the Chocolate Factory ref : To be electronically "'split up into millions of tiny pieces, go whizzing through the air down to a TV where one is all put together again in the right order, but unfortunately one ends up smaller on the other end, much smaller, just like a television picture.
*jimmy got wonka vision after taking 3 tabs of acid on friday night. he thought he was alice in wonderland until the wee hours of the morning.*
by robyn wild July 21, 2005
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tunnel vision

narrow or restricted vision, especially if limited to seeing only what is in front
If it wasn't for his tunnel vision, he wouldn't fall so much.
by Light Joker March 22, 2006
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Arab vision

A special vision that all arab men are said to have, which enables them to seek out other arabs and identify sombody's nationality. Arab vision is also known to assist an arab's smoothness with the opposite sex.
He's Palestinian and he's getting all the girls; he must have good arab vision!
by Known lecturer May 25, 2019
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