Trench Gooch

Like trench foot, but for your gooch if you're wading around waist deep in trench water

"Oh man, catch a whiff of my trench gooch!"

by bowsersgoochcrust January 11, 2021

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trench nob

A penis that has been submerged in a clammy clung for an extraordinarily long period of time.

Same as a world war issue known as trench rot or trench foot were a solder had spent to much time in a wet trench. Your penis has spent to much time in a wet clung thus resulting in trench nob.

by Fordie za May 15, 2014

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Trench(ed)

A seldom used reference to the Columbine shooting wherein one of the shooters hid his weapons in a trench coat.
It is a synonym for sketchy and crazy.

Dude, that weirdo in the back of the class just had a meltdown, it was so trench(ed).

by IfOnlyTheyKnew April 5, 2019

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Brown Trenching

to begin fooling around with a female then when the pants come off you unexpectedly find that she has a very shitty ass crack, it doesnt bother the male and he commences to have anal sex

Doyle: "Dude oh my god, the other night I got that girl from the bar back to my apartment and found out she was Brown Trenching."

Brad: " Oh god man that is gross... What did you do?"

Doyle: " What do you mean gross??!!??"

by HansardSD July 13, 2010

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