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Private Pooper

A Private Pooper is someone who claims to never shit, and is never seen going to the bathroom and taking the long time needed for a shit.

One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.

Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.

Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.

Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.
Joe: Michael, you're taking longer in the bathroom than normal!

Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.

Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!

Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.

Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.
by Dude-guy April 4, 2009
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pooper schnicker

The word coined by wordTom/word

It .. I actu... oh go.. I have no idea what it means.. Leave me alone.
I got nothin'.
by larstait October 28, 2003
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pooper-duper

Pronunciation: 'pü-p&r-'dü-p&r
Function: adjective
Etymology: reduplication of super-pooper

Definition: pooper of the greatest excellence, size, effectiveness, or impressiveness
Noone could have guessed that this seemingly refined and well-mannered young man was actually the world's most prominent pooper-duper!
by Pooper-duper July 16, 2007
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Circle pooper

When the wife circles a parking lot like a dog getting ready to poop and ultimately settles for a spot at the back of the lot.
I would have been on time to our appointment; except the wife was parking circle pooper style.
by Richard Round Tree March 20, 2022
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Pooper Gooper

One who ejacultes multiple times inside of the same anus, or the second (or more) person to ejaculate inside of the same anus.
I felt that fart on my face, I swear everyone at this party is a pooper gooper!
by Upbeat jolly August 26, 2019
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co-pooperation

co-pooperation is when something is co-operating... but poopily.
I'm so drunk my fingers are co-pooperation!
by Mattycake's December 16, 2018
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UD Pooper

Someone who ruins a page of interesting definitions by posting the actual definition of said word.
Def 1. Sex - What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Def 2. Sex - 1) The act of intercourse

2) Another word for Gender

Much like how a person who ruins a party is called a party pooper, the person who wrote the second definition is a UD Pooper.
by yournameisalreadybeingusedbyso February 11, 2013
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