A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025
Get the Weed Ogremug. The act of trolling a troll.
Pretending to agree with someone that is stating a controversial opinion and then stating an even more controversial opinion.
Pretending to agree with someone that is stating a controversial opinion and then stating an even more controversial opinion.
Trolling:
Troll: White people shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Ogreing:
Ogre: Oh, I totally agree. You are so right! Voting is racist! No one should be allowed to vote!
Troll: White people shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Ogreing:
Ogre: Oh, I totally agree. You are so right! Voting is racist! No one should be allowed to vote!
by Shadeseeker August 8, 2021
Get the Ogreingmug. 
When girls can be themselves and not wear makeup to see if guys can like them for who they are instead of their body or face.
by Clairity October 6, 2020
Get the Ogre Octobermug. When you smile you bring your lower jaw out, both top and bottom teeth are shown while one smiles. One must also push their head forward to get the full effect of the the smile.
homie1- Dang, did you see how Chris smiled?
homie2- Ya man that is an ogre smile..
homie1- Radical dude!!
homie2- Ya man that is an ogre smile..
homie1- Radical dude!!
by TTPZ August 4, 2012
Get the Ogre Smilemug. Ogre is a lovely kind person who likes his own gender they are mostly known for dating people such as atomicverrater and also they are hard workers, usually they work at restaurants like kfc or mcdonalds for many hours during the day, and the rest of the day they proceed to sword fight on stay alive and flirting with men.
by OneofJoeysSlayers September 9, 2022
Get the ogremug. BECOME SHREK
by VVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 2, 2020
Get the commit green ogremug.