by Toxic Ogre July 5, 2023
Get the Toxic Ogremug. It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023
Get the It’s not Ogre yetmug. 
A phrase that will get you instantly cancelled in Far Far Away. It will get you super cancelled if you say it while hunched over in a loincloth, paint your face green, and eat an onion.
He really had the guts to shout Ogre Booga in the middle of Far Far Away. Bro can never show his face in front of their god Shrek ever again.
by BluRazzKookaburra December 12, 2024
Get the Ogre Boogamug. by A-Ray of Light April 27, 2019
Get the ogrelymug. Person 1: Why is that man dressed like a circus performer?
Person2: Dude... I think that's an ogre...
Person2: Dude... I think that's an ogre...
by cobgang1488 January 6, 2025
Get the ogremug. 