The Newman

When you shave your pubes in the shape of a mustache and a girl gives you a blow job. You get a blow job and she gets a mustache ride. Inspired by the baddest ass in America.

Dude, I trimmed my pubes into the Newman. Gave my chick the best mustache ride of her life.

by Rex Butts August 8, 2018

Andy Sameverg Andy Samberg Is Minato Uzumaki Y Anna Newman Is Kushian Uzamaki Namikaze

Andy Sameverg Andy Samberg Is Minato Uzumaki Y Anna Newman Is Kushian Uzamaki Namikaze

Andy Sameverg Andy Samberg Is Minato Uzumaki Y Anna Newman Is Kushian Uzamaki Namikaze

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Newmaning

Pretending you’re a fan of a team after they win a championship, when in reality you’re just a hater of said teams rival.

Look at that guy over the newmaning with that bottle of Don Perignon and Red Sox hat on, wasn’t he a Mets fan just last week?!

by Wobet Mit October 29, 2018

Summer Newman

Anyone named Summer Newman must suck their mans dick when they want to

Summers man: Suck my dick!
Summer: Fine, only because my name is Summer Newman

by khosty November 3, 2019

Doing a Newman

The act of shitting your pants.

"Hey did you hear, I heard he was doing a Newman at camp"

by Nick Uscinski August 29, 2019

The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

jamie newman

pretending to do work, also can be used to describe someone sneak around

Dude i pull a jamie newman and how i am promote to supervisor

by faking work October 8, 2016