Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber: *High pitched voice* Baby you know I love you.

Guy 1: -_-
Guy 2: >.<
Guy 3: O.O
Guy 4: 0.o
Guy 5: T.T
by Urban Dictionary January 20, 2011
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Justin Bieber

1.) (Verb)
To sound like a 9 year old fucking his stuffed animal when really you're 16.

2.) (Noun)
A person so full of himself that he makes a movie about himself to show people you can 'follow your dreams' when really he put a youtube video up for his family and a hot shot producer came across it, making his fame entirely by chance and luck.

3.) (Verb)
The art of trying to draw attention away from the size of your arms and penis
Justin Bieber's voice made my 23 year old brother shit his pants. Jesus christ.
by Mr. Misterson February 24, 2011
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Pretty much the black hole of the Music Industry. He has taken over all radio stations, itunes, even other mp3 sites. He is single handedly the apocalypse of music and if we don't act quickly we may never hear a good song ever again.
...2013...

Thad- "Hey Cory, go to 88.9"
Cory- "Justin Bieber only these days"
RJ- "Hasn't that fuck hit puberty yet? When are little girls gonna stop smothering this bastard?
Tucker- "Brah Hit up 102.5"
Cory- "Tucker... the whole radio is only Bieber.

All in unison- *deep sigh*
by Beiberhasaids February 24, 2011
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The reason Facebook needs a "dislike" button.
I called Justin Bieber gay so he slapped me with his purse.
by The_Shagster June 24, 2011
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I totally left a Justin Bieber on old man Benson's porch.
by A _fan April 19, 2011
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1.a shitty pop star singer
2.raped and inpregnated a fan(girl)
3.the HIV/AIDS of pop culture
4.the blighting disease that never goes away
1.joe:what are you listening to?
maria:justin bieber
joe wtf is wrong with you?

2.roland:did you hear how justin bieber raped a fangirl?
mindy:he's a low life rapist

3.joe:you better listen to michael jackson singing instead of this queer

4.max:i wish this fagbastard is going out of business soon
by kojiro95 November 04, 2011
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An 11 year old singer who sounds like a dying walrus with down syndrome. His "music" appeals to young, insecure teenage girls who for some reason think they're gonna marry him, and for some reason, each of his terrible and annoying songs have lyrics that are so simplistic and boring it makes you want to cut your ears off.
Person 1: Did you hear the new justin bieber song?

Person 2: That was a song? I thought it was a loud broken vacuum.

Person 1: I don't blame you.
by TheWalrus37 March 29, 2010
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