by CheetoQuartz October 12, 2020
Get the Haunted Cheeto mug.Haunted; Haunting; A recurring, persistent presence. Usually a spiritual, or other dimensional entity.
Anyone who suffers a horrible death is likely to haunt the people responsible for their untimely demise.
by William Danoven September 29, 2025
Get the Haunt mug.When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.
After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:
Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."
Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."
Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."
Bro 2: "Spooky..."
Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."
Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."
Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."
Bro 2: "Spooky..."
by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021
Get the Haunting the Church mug.The Opposite of ghosting. The act of manoeuvring your way back into your ex’s /ex friends life by linking up with a member of their inner circle.
Ex’s best friend: “Oh I’ve been hanging out with Sarah, I invited her to my party”
EX: “bro she’s totally haunting me.”
Sarah: “How is my ex boyfriend going to see my revenge bod?”
Sarah’s friend: “Oh that’s easy! Just haunt him, you know his friend Jake don’t you?..”
EX: “bro she’s totally haunting me.”
Sarah: “How is my ex boyfriend going to see my revenge bod?”
Sarah’s friend: “Oh that’s easy! Just haunt him, you know his friend Jake don’t you?..”
by Thisisreallydifferent September 3, 2021
Get the Haunting mug.by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025
Get the If That Is Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang mug.dh slang basically meaning i just killed you and you are now never going to kill me back and i want you to think about it forever
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