Eloquent but highly accurate phrase to describe California heat that is not normal, unnerving, stanky and mother@$!#ing hot!
"It was 111 degrees in the Bay Area today - I'm sure it's hotter than Dante's butthole!"
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A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.
guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?
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Dante's Arctic Inferno

When a partner puts Icy Hot on the inside of his dick sleeve, then shoves it into his partners ass and as it goes in, the sleeve retracts smearing the inside of his brown eye with icy hot goodness.
Eric could tell he was in for a good night when he saw Deshontay pull out the Icy Hot, pull back his cock sleeve and begin applying the soft cream as he made hard eye contact. Eric was ready to back straight into Dante's Arctic Inferno.
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Jebmond Dantes

That rock is jebmond Dantes, no one can break it.
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Dante Basco

- dumb head tilt
breakout roles were zuko (avatar the last airbender, 2005) and rufio (hook, 1991)
- pretends to be his character
- super lame
- ships zutara and has a crush on katara ??? ? ? ?
"wow, is that dante basco? RUUUU FIIIII OOOOOOOOO OHHHHHHHH"
"wow dante! your dancing is fire!!"
quotes from real people: "i can't believe he's real" "he makes me itch"
"dante is a peepeepoopoo"
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