BOSSES WEATHER

A superstitious term used by Australian tradesmen to describe supposedly rainy weather predicted by forecast that is highly inaccurate. Favoured by trade bosses.

Tyler: Wasn't it 100% chance of rain at 10am? Not even a cloud in the sky! Now the forecast pushed the rain back to 3pm! I was keen to not do any bricklaying today...

Darren: Fuckin bosses weather mate.

by Rainomaniac December 11, 2022

blood weather

Any pattern of pleasant weather in one geographic location which is the meteorological product of a natural disaster in another geographic location-such as a tornado, hurricane, or drought.

Dude 1: "Man, it feels great out today! It's 20 degrees cooler than usual!"
Dude 2: "That's blood weather my dude. Houston got wrecked by hurricane Harvey, and I'm pretty sure some people had to die for this to happen."
Dude 1: "Well... it's still nice out..."

by lernbedersmar September 18, 2017

Weather Money

The absurd salary television broadcast meteorologists are paid.

or, a general term for a huge salary.

Did you hear that Jack got a raise?

Yeah, but he's still not making that weather money!

Ex2:
When I start make that weather money, I'm buying a new car.

by GiveMeAFullReport February 23, 2009

to give the weather

To hit or kick someone in the balls.

I had to give the weather to some guy who was pissing me off.

by Michael McGee May 11, 2007

weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).

That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.

by Chilly Durden June 2, 2017

football weather

Similar to sweater weather, football weather describes the crisp, cool chill in the air of autumn evenings, corresponding with football season. It's a feeling in the air felt by both fans and players.

They're predicting 45 degrees and clear for Friday night's game! Grab your sweater- it's perfect football weather.

by Papette April 19, 2017

Prozac Weather

that depressed feeling caused by dreary, cloudy, cold, rainy weather.

"Did you enjoy the football game"?
-"It sucked".
"Why"?
- "Prozac weather".

by stormichael May 5, 2011