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Thanos

I large nice purple grape with a chin that looks like Goku's hair. He has a shiny golden gauntlet that can hold 6 colorful rocks of power. Each rock has its own power. His hobbies are massive genocide, making stuff in stores 50% off, and killing his own daughter. He is the greatest Titan of all time.
by Agitated C. Juice March 22, 2021
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Thanos

When your cock is purple and can’t fit inside your girl

Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks
Thanos
by yourmumsduck March 6, 2020
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Thanos

Barney's brother from outer space who has a cool glove and two movies
Thor: this Thanos we're talking about, is he tough
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice
by The grill master May 6, 2019
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THANOS

A big ass purple boi who destroyed the avengers and are know out for revenge. He accidentally snapped his fingers listening to crab rave and destroyed people. Ant-man will "for sacrifice" go up his butt hole and expand making Thanos deader than dead.
quit being a thanos
by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019
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Thanos

He did nothing wrong.
Thanos did nothing wrong
by Someguynamejoseph July 13, 2021
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Thanos

person 1: did you see thanos in infinity war?

person 2: yeah that bitch ass was pruny as fuck
by steve rogers July 7, 2018
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Thanos

That eggplant I wanna kill because he killed half the hecking universe in The MCU
Thanos Sucks.

Yes I dont like him
by Bork Barnse November 23, 2018
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