Fuck me running with a pogo stick

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

Pogo

Boring, straight-laced people... following all the rules with no backlash

Sitting in class with a bunch of bored-ass pogos right now, talk later...

by HeliumTheory October 8, 2019

Pain pogo

When you lady’s got her strap on and she’s pounding you up that ass

Bro I road the pain pogo last night

by Darwin of pain July 7, 2024

PoGo

The abbreviation for Pokemon Go.

I was playing PoGo with my friends.

by blorgus merk December 15, 2016

pogo

Alternative name for a firearm. More accurately describing a rifle but, as this is an uncommon hood weapon, is more commonly descriptive of a pistol. This is a rather humorous description as it is indicative of "niggas jumping up." Similar to other humorous weapon names such as glizzy, chopstick, or da' stick

Bout' a' make niggas jump caus' I'm blassin' out da' pogo.

by Thug_expert July 3, 2019

The Pogo’s

Meaning Grandparents, not normal or average grandparents. These are above and beyond grandparents, like the superhero’s of the 65+ community.

My grandparents are “The Pogo’s.”

by Your favorite Grandkid December 22, 2020