Fuck me running with a pogo stick

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

The Pogo’s

Meaning Grandparents, not normal or average grandparents. These are above and beyond grandparents, like the superhero’s of the 65+ community.

My grandparents are “The Pogo’s.”

by Your favorite Grandkid December 22, 2020

Pogo-ot

Where someone believes everything in Pogo chat is fact and/or true.

When Player1 said Dale2 was arrested for DUI and would spend 12 years in jail, Gamer3 believed it,even thou Dale was there in same chat room.Talking to other.Gamer3 is a total Pogo-ot!

by captspaul May 13, 2011

Reverse pogo

When a guy 5.2ft guy asks his 7.2ft girl friend to hold him upside down and suck him off

Reverse Pogo. 5.2ft - “hey babe can you pass me that off the top of shelf then hold me upside down and suck me off?”
Babe - “yeah of course, I just need to wipe the rain off my forehead first”

by Henson Gee February 16, 2025

pogo

a big fat disappointment.

we don't hire pogos.

by ghostmk July 29, 2019

Pogo

Just look him up on iFunny

I love respecting women and viewing pogo’s account

by Pogo_IF February 7, 2019