greasy bag of ogre semen

An insult used on geeks, many of which play dungeons and dragons in their parents basements night after night. The ultimate insult to bring out rage in gaming geeks.
Yeah, thats great that you've got a 87th level monk, you greasy bag of ogre semen. Now let's see if ya can really fight.
by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004
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meaty ogre

when something is just so average that it reminds you of ogres
John: "That clarinet player was really meaty ogre"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"
by Mimuxus August 03, 2023
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ogre ooze surprise

When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”
“God damn Jenn is such a freak, she let me do the ogre ooze surprise on her last night!”
by Qeefburger October 23, 2017
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Toxic Ogre

The Very Toxic Ogre
That Toxic Ogre(Scott Dorey) is gonna lose his legs or at least I hope
by Toxic Ogre July 05, 2023
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Ogred

When you get so incredibly shit-faced that you begin to resemble an ogre and start smashing things for no reason
“Jesus Christ, Melissa got so ogred last night. She broke into the booze and drank everything, then she punched a hole through three layers of the house’s foundation.”
by MaxIsVeryFunny March 01, 2021
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ogre-whelming

When Shrek finds someone/something beautiful
"Your beauty is ogre-whelming me"
by gayoldman June 01, 2019
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ogre flow

a mud slide made of liquidised onions
by shrektus500 February 21, 2018
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