mystical chicken

memehar

you weird mystical chicken

by john w dodd March 5, 2018

Purple mystic

A book a kid wrote on drugs, (he can’t write and he was high)

Otau: I’m high lemme write a book called purple mystic!
Johney: we are going to make fun of you for it!!!

by Omnipotent violet February 28, 2022

the mystic

A song by Adam Jensen

I can't stop listening to the mystic, it's so good!

by Noctico July 7, 2017

Wise Mystical Tree

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down

Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(

by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022

Mystic

The most badass mod in Dank Vibes of all time

Mystic PRO

by Qwertyasdfgh22345 May 8, 2021

mystical taco

Sometimes used when referring to a woman's vagina

Did you get any love last night ???

"Yeah ...she gave me a piece of her mystical taco "

by CaseDaGreat May 31, 2017

Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is

yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree

by 23kgoldn October 12, 2022