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Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass

To show complete and utter disapproval for something suggested or offered. Emphasis is shown on describing the ass intended for receiving the kiss. Usually used by people of color or "black men".
Guy: "Hey Kareem, can I have your Xbox 360 for free?"

Kareem: "...kiss my big black mocha ass"
by TheHomieUD March 14, 2009
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grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.
When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!
by Barista May 19, 2014
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Mocha Snowflake

When she doesn't wipe well enough and leaves a trail of snowflakes on the bed sheets.
Dude you can see on which side of the bed darla slept on! Just follow the Mocha Snowflakes .
by Tina the Trucker November 10, 2016
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Mocha 5

Adj- Describes with varying levels of intensity how hyped up someone is after their morning coffee. The scale goes from Mocha 1 to Mocha 6.
A mixture of "Mocha" and "Mach (1,2,3,4,5,6)"
Bill: "Dude...calm down. You're like Mocha 5 right now."
Jeff: "I'M FINE!!!! I DON"T NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!" (laughs, then runs out the door and gets hit by a car)
by sungreymon June 24, 2010
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the mocha

when you punch a woman in the eye when your cumming from a blowjob "accidently"
by superbobbyross January 15, 2024
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Mocha

a skittish, but very smart and sweet tabby cat that loves head scratches.
stop opening the pantry, mocha!
by lighltysalted August 3, 2022
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mocha deluxe daddy

A mocha deluxe daddy is referred to as a black man because their skin matches the color of the mocha beverage. He is considered a man of top quality, and extremely hard to resist. Not only he's irresistible by his looks, but he is also irresistible in bed to a point where pulling out isn't an option.
Her lady Friend: Who's that guy on your phone?
Her: oh him? That's my mocha deluxe daddy. Omg he's so hot!
by Anonymous sourcer September 30, 2022
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