Alabama Lawnmower

The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.

Sorry I was busy last night, I was just enjoying the Alabama Lawnmower with my girlfriend.

by Jackie Chan 22323 March 3, 2022

kinetic lawnmower

The act of putting a girl on her face and knees, while grabbing her arms. While fucking her you mow the bed/ carpet with her face.

Ben sweats during the kinetic lawnmower.

by Bigger Biggen April 28, 2014

lawnmower

the sexual practice of the female taking laxatives for projectile fecees but to be plugged with a large anal bead toy then unplugged at climax while in doggy

Last night me and my girlfriend hot the lawnmower

by anne.freak June 7, 2025

Lawnmower Pull-Start

The act of yanking a partner’s pubic hair to get them “started.”

Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Lawnmower

One of the special kids in the wheel chair with the controller. They also roar.

"Look! lawnmower girl's coming!"

by Man Guy Fork February 9, 2024

Illinois Lawnmower

When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).

Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."

by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut August 17, 2018

Ukrainian Lawnmower

A sex position performed upside down and backwards (wheelbarrow style) in an attic.

Damn, John is a freak, cause said he wanted to put me in the Ukrainian Lawnmower.

by Nicedemeous6978 March 23, 2024