by Sebos April 26, 2024
Get the Goonermug. The indigenous tribe of gooners in Panama, known for their creation of molas, fabric-layered works of art, sometimes depicting elaborate renditions of their surroundings (often gooning.)
“Yo you wanna see the Gooner Yala tomorrow?”
“Yeah man, their molas go hard. They make me hard too.”
“Yeah man, their molas go hard. They make me hard too.”
by OneWaffleBoi August 29, 2025
Get the Gooner Yalamug. A soul-crushing, dignity-vaporizing descent into hentai-fueled oblivion, where every shred of self-respect, ambition, and human potential is violently sacrificed at the altar of endless, wrist-snapping depravity. A gooner, once a functioning person, devolves into a dopamine-addicted troglodyte, eyes sunken, skin pale, body frail—marinating in the warm glow of their screen as they edge closer and closer to complete neurological collapse. Conversations? Forgotten. Dreams? Replaced with AI-generated waifus who wouldn't acknowledge their existence even if coded to. Relationships? Nonexistent—unless you count the parasocial bonds they've formed with fictional characters and cam models who milk them like brain-dead cattle. The peak of their life is a pixelated orgasm, followed by an existential horror so deep it could make Lovecraft weep. Goonerism isn’t just a habit—it’s a one-way ticket to being a functionally extinct human being.
"Once a promising young man with dreams and ambition, Jake succumbed to full-blown goonerism, wasting away in the dim glow of his monitor, his only accomplishments being a collection of cursed bookmarks, a wrist that could arm-wrestle God, and a level of self-loathing so deep it could be measured in fathoms."
by N0rs3GOd March 14, 2025
Get the Goonerismmug. by Adam sandal May 13, 2025
Get the Goonermug. A Gooner is whatever you want to be
by The Youtuber Awesome October 8, 2018
Get the Goonermug. the act of posting suggestive or NSFW media to attract gooners, usually a picture of someones body, or a lewd caption
by ilovesmashingfemboys August 1, 2024
Get the gooner trappingmug. (Goon•ner•eyes)
Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'
The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.
Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'
The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.
by CurlyBuffal0915 September 18, 2025
Get the Goonerizemug.