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Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

Why did u do the Bay Harbor Couch Gooner
by Ejrhshend September 9, 2025
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Gooner

An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.
"Oi, bruv, you seen that lot down bad at the pubhub? Proper Gooner madness, bloody focused!"
by UniversalTruths December 20, 2024
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Gooner

1. Someone who frequently goons, and only goons
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to
My boy Barry is a massive gooner
by PinDarkShadow May 2, 2024
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Max Prestige Gooner

Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
*sees guy gooning in class*
Bro is a max prestige gooner
by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024
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Gooner

Someone who drinks goon aka cask wine (box wine)

Possibly also a slang term or something that people are called and you shouldn’t call people that.
Person one: …yeah, Mike is a real gooner
Person two: Hey, you shouldn’t say that, it might be like a slang term or something, you don’t know the meaning of.
Person one: You’re right.
by Maple_Leaves September 29, 2022
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Gooner

a person who jerks off to female cartoon characters frequently
Person A : you know that Oliver guy right? He's a gooner
Person B : yeah i've heard about him, he keeps jerking off to gumball's mom
Person A : idk but as i can tell his parents never loved him.
by Diicho September 26, 2025
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Gooner

To be constantly on the edge of climax without actually experiencing that winning sensation. Results a stupefied and bitter temperament.
That guy from North London is a gooner
by Rattybags December 19, 2023
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