Derek

Derek: a person, who although great and funny to laugh at, will NEVER be the funny one.

Sean: Oh Derek? Yeah he's great! Unfortunately he will never be the funny one!

Bryan: Yeah Sean is right Derek will never be the funny one!

Dan: Why?

Sean: just the way it is... He'll never be the funny one

by Iamdanomara January 03, 2012

Derek

A dude with an extremely annoying stutter that loves a girl that starts with a T, ends in an N, and has the letters ARY in between. They want to make Cobra Starship Stutter Babies

Derek: uh-I-i L-la-love T-ta-tar-tary-taryn!

by emoplusfigglyequalslove February 24, 2009

A Derek

A Derek is a wonderful drink without a harsh liquor taste. It's sweet. A shot of Malibu Rum, shot of amaretto, sprite, pineapple juice , a dash of Granadine ....

I'll have a Derek tonight!

by MorticiaD June 15, 2017

Derek

Is a douchbag, Billieand a lil bitch

No one likes derek

by the montserhkyrd 21 April 16, 2015

Derek

Used when a person has messed something up or did something embarrassing.

Mate, you've had an absolute derek!" Or: "I've had a derek crookley

by TJB_147 January 10, 2011

Dereked

To be mugged off

I was waving goodbye to the taxi driver...when I got absolutely dereked.

by smeska December 04, 2011

Derek

One one the biggest jerks you could ever meet, often referred to as a manwhore

Derek is a hore and dates all kinds of sluts

by Derek what a manwhore July 25, 2018