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chipotle date

Anytime when you ask a friend to eat at chipotle; must be spontaneous. Also a bro friendly get to gether.
Jimmy: "Sam, Chipotle Date?"

Sam: "Hell yeah"
by cookiekruncher1 April 29, 2014
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Chipotle and Stand

Means to go to your local Chipotle restaurant and just wait in line, for excess amounts of time. At least 30 mins.
Friend 1: bro you hungry?!
Friend 2: hungry but not hungry enough to chipotle and stand. I got shit to do man!
by Cubanmafiadale September 21, 2016
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Chipotle

pronounced “chip ote ul” it is a swear word meaning similar to shut the fuck up or chill out.
“Look man I need you to Chipotle before I have to call my lawyer
by Chopotlfanpage March 9, 2024
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Chipotle Syndrome

The insanity induced by waiting for an overdue mobile order while watching someone get on line and leave before you
As I’m typing this, I have incredible Chipotle Syndrome and may consider getting on line and paying twice to get out of here quicker
by dilhobootyhole July 16, 2022
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Chipotle

ChipotleYou watch them make it behind glass just like subway does but you can explode your toilet from having too much burritos
by Ryanvriends July 9, 2019
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Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.
Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.
by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015
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Chipotle Chursday

It’s Chipotle Chursday!!! Yummy!!
by LingDanc803 April 26, 2023
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