A phrase used by the biggest losers of all time. Usually the word “kumquat” gets used afterwards and no one is quite sure what it means but it’s origin dwell in the beaches of Sydney, Australia. People that say this are the most unfunny people in existence.
by MrHeath March 07, 2020
Media Tarts are known to sit behind a computer well into the early hours researching a variety of news and topics to write on their media tart blog or magazine, or on social media.
A media tart is a seasoned, knowledgeable journalist, usually female who writes across all genres of media.
A media tart is a seasoned, knowledgeable journalist, usually female who writes across all genres of media.
it's 4am - Where's the Media Tart? She's probably writing her media tart blog and fallen asleep on the computer.
Whenever you have a question about international affairs, the best person to go to for an objective viewpoint is a Media Tart, she would have done plenty of research for her articles.
Whenever you have a question about international affairs, the best person to go to for an objective viewpoint is a Media Tart, she would have done plenty of research for her articles.
by Madame Chameleon February 05, 2013
a female journalist who works across all spectrums of medias rather than just one genre. Media Tarts tend to be international and are able to write about a large array of topics whether for news magazines, professional journals, blogs, social media, tv or corporate literature.
When you're looking for a journalist to host a debate on a variety of topics, it's best to look for a Media Tart.
If you want to get news out to all media outlets, go and find a media tart, she'll ooint you in the right direction and even write your script.
If you want to get news out to all media outlets, go and find a media tart, she'll ooint you in the right direction and even write your script.
by Mr James Bond 007 February 04, 2013
The act, much pleasureable to some cultures around the world, or getting your dick stomped on by an elephant. This arouses men to the point where ejaculating on multiple tarts which they then feed to their loved one's and the elephant, as compensation for their efforts.
Yesterday a bagdad man instructed me on how to perform an elephant tart. That elephants foot felt so good as it stomped on my penis. I then fed my cum filled tart to my slaves, loved ones, and the elephant himself who then proceeded to ejaculate on me.
by The king clown March 07, 2013
by jamisonlabs November 09, 2009
that man has a tart nut
by snapped nbk June 16, 2017