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MEDIA TART

a female journalist who works across all spectrums of medias rather than just one genre. Media Tarts tend to be international and are able to write about a large array of topics whether for news magazines, professional journals, blogs, social media, tv or corporate literature.
When you're looking for a journalist to host a debate on a variety of topics, it's best to look for a Media Tart.

If you want to get news out to all media outlets, go and find a media tart, she'll ooint you in the right direction and even write your script.
by Mr James Bond 007 February 4, 2013
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Fluff Tart

A Goddess who I worship.
Omg is that Fluff Tart
by SlickSlayz September 7, 2020
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Tarte Tropezienne

Older wealthy women most often in Leopard skin attire, carrying fashion accessory small white dog desperately trying to look young. Most often seen in St Tropez.

Named after a local patisserie made from sponge and stiff custard sprinkled with sugar crystals.
At first I thought she was young but when I got closer I could see that she was just a Tarte Tropezienne stinking of expensive perfume and mincing along in high heels.
by Aquarama December 27, 2010
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bob tart

bob tart is a cow that sucks dick and eats ass
by God Clan May 10, 2019
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Quim Tart

A beautifully crafted vagina, akin to a dessert or tart, not overly crusty on the outside with a moist and juicy centre
"Man, she had tasty quim tart"

"I can't wait to be knee deep in quim tart"

"So did you guys stay for dessert?" "No, I just took her home and had the quim tart"
by Quimgella Lawson March 4, 2012
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tart nut

by snapped nbk June 15, 2017
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tart-throb

A prostitute one has fallen in love with.
The subject of a {homance}.
In the cheesy 90s movie "Pretty Woman" Richard Gere's tart-throb is played by Julia Roberts.
by KozmikDude May 10, 2009
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