A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.
by Floridian2109 June 26, 2020
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Did you see Mr dessert goes to the gym 18 times a week and there’s no change
Did you see Mr dessert goes to the gym 18 times a week and there’s no change
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by UNCLEIGAN November 27, 2025
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"After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) getting a Tallahassee siege tower and later she shit on my bed.”
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"Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we're burning through our budget on film, we don't even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we're gonna go bankrupt"
"After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) getting a Tallahassee siege tower and later she shit on my bed.”
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