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Tallahassee Baptism

A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.
Man, I’m so drunk, let’s give Brad a Tallahassee Baptism and laugh while he catches his breath
by Floridian2109 June 26, 2020
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Tallahassee Toilet Bowl

A man having sex with a woman in a bathroom pulls out before he climaxes and cums on the toilet bowl, the woman proceeds to lick it up off the toilet bowl.
While I was giving Shelby the flying squirrel, I pulled out to make her a Tallahassee Toilet Bowl.
by SavageSmack November 15, 2016
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Tallahassee lemonade

Tallahassee lemonade - When a particular Armenian man has the inability to lose weight

Did you see Mr dessert goes to the gym 18 times a week and there’s no change
by The real bagman November 21, 2021
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Tallahassee Rattlesnake

When you insert your penis into someone's anus and they proceed to fart on it, profusely shaking it.
"I was bangin a mom of 3 and she asked me if I wanted a Tallahassee Rattlesnake, I obliged."
by UNCLEIGAN November 27, 2025
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Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving one normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man's dick.
"Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower"

"Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Charlie and the chocolate factory"

"I can't do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming"

"Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we're burning through our budget on film, we don't even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we're gonna go bankrupt"

"After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) getting a Tallahassee siege tower and later she shit on my bed.”
by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025
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Tallahassee Trail

The patch of hair on a person's back that leads down into a pair of jorts.
That Wal-Mart shopper looks like he's got a lot of dingleberries in his Tallahassee Trail.
by ClassyCharmander January 30, 2020
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tallahassee touchdown

Three hours after last nights football game Steve and Joe did the Tallahassee Touchdown while drunk.
by Slaphappygrandpappy November 9, 2013
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