The act of someone on a trapeze by their feet jerking off two men
I did an upside down double swank surpreme to bill and John yesterday
by Shabongoman111 November 17, 2016
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Swank bucket

When you have too much swag that when you wank you do it in a bucket
“Omg who’s that snobby kid over there.” “Oh yeah that’s Ben, he’s a swank bucket
by lmao rip January 22, 2020
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swank appeal

Attraction based on knowledge and appreciation for all things oozing with mid-century style. *bonus points for owning "all the things"
My gal has mad swank appeal.
by TrueFuckingLove April 07, 2016
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The Swank Effect

When an actress/actor is average looking, but can look hot at times. Example: Hillary Swank, Sandra Bullock, Ellen Page....may as well add Elliot Page in here too.
"Sandra Bullock has "The Swank Effect" hardcore bro!
by JitsyBitsySpider August 11, 2022
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kalven swank

coolest dude you'll ever met
he's such a kalven swank.
by gxmeover July 29, 2023
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Swank Bai

A Very Hot And Big Man (In The Belly Area.) This Man Would Be Used As A Man Who Loves Caffeine Free Mountain Dew. NO CAFFEINE ALLOWED OR THIS MAN MIGHT GO ULTRA INSTINCT!
Oh, Look At That Swank Bai, Give Him Your Caffeine Free Mountain Dew Now.
by A_RE-RE_Who_Makes_Words October 14, 2019
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