Usually an oversize, full grown, facial haired woman who enjoys lots of makeup, bbq meats, big trucks, low lit dive bars, any natural musk, wranglers that are 4 sizes too small, and cuddlin. Usually possess a fupa and/or huge vagina.
"Dave was warned by his buddies not to go after her due to the fact that she looked like Buffalo Bill and had a 19 yr old kid, but the thought of that worn out Swamp Donkey bucking on top of him was too much for him to resist"
"Burr was enthralled with the fact that 4 college girls moved in next door...He was even more excited when he was able to give the Swamp Donkey of the bunch a rear admiral"
"Burr was enthralled with the fact that 4 college girls moved in next door...He was even more excited when he was able to give the Swamp Donkey of the bunch a rear admiral"
by tfulf October 8, 2008
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. Cajun Coon-ass; a man born in the cajun land, Layfeyette, who lives life spicier than the spiceiest!
A Swamp Donkey is always hammered; especially on a Sunday Night playing Caps to the wee hours in the morning... Dont know what caps is??? It is a drinking game. Look it up
by Justin Loomis January 28, 2008
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. A girl that could look like an half shark half man alligator.. But alas, tis a donkey knee deep in your sisters cocksucker.. Donkey=dick, Swamp=your sisters bad breath and looks..
Yo, maing.. That betty you gave the boots to last night was the a swamp donkey straight out of wild kingdom maing, I'm fucking telling you!
by StarJonessBooty February 23, 2009
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.
by m1911a1 August 6, 2009
Get the swamp donkey wranglermug. A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!
Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!
by 3$K August 5, 2017
Get the Swamp Donkey Stalkermug. When someone partakes in evening activities and getting extremely intoxicated and going up to the drunkest, most ugliest and fattest women in the bar and scoring with them, or carry on a conersation. Once a man has either scored, or hit on at least 5 different Swamp Donkey's he screams out BINGO and wins the game!!
Anytime I go out with Richard all I hear is BINGO because he loves playing Swamp Donkey Bingo and scoring!!
by filthy apprentice August 24, 2006
Get the Swamp Donkey Bingomug. Delta Swamp Donkey is the name for the national business fraternity (club in reality) Delta Sigma Pi, due to the fact that this fraternity accepts women, many of whom are hideous swamp donkeys.
Dude I don't wanna go to that house man, it's gonna be a fucking Delta Swamp Donkey party. I just bought these shoes and I don't want some donkey to drip its swamp juice on them and fuck them up.
Dude don't bring your Delta Swamp Donkey friends over here there's enough ugly bitches already, I don't want the donkeys to unite and start a stampede.
Dude don't bring your Delta Swamp Donkey friends over here there's enough ugly bitches already, I don't want the donkeys to unite and start a stampede.
by grundlefishrage September 14, 2009
Get the Delta Swamp Donkeymug.