I drank two 40oz Steel Reserves and I was so fucked up I tried to eat asphalt for dinner, on purpose, with a fork.
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Tracy: oh my fucking god quick look over there!
James: why? what is it?
Tracy: It's a fucking Steele. quick take a photo
James: Yeaa! Holy shit i just blew my fucking load. got the photo!
James: why? what is it?
Tracy: It's a fucking Steele. quick take a photo
James: Yeaa! Holy shit i just blew my fucking load. got the photo!
by chessclub91 July 17, 2010
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2. any kind of come back.
3. A literary ejaculation
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Joe: 9/11 was clearly the work of Osama bin Laden (and proceeds to show you undeniable proof) Zack: Oh Yeah, well Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!
Pat: WTF you ate all of my Nutella!
Asshole who ate his Nutella: WTF dude, Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams ergo I did not eat your Nutella
Chemistry teacher: Mr. Erickson will you please tell the class why covalent bonding is different than ionic bonding.
Andrew: Uh because Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams.
Pat: WTF you ate all of my Nutella!
Asshole who ate his Nutella: WTF dude, Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams ergo I did not eat your Nutella
Chemistry teacher: Mr. Erickson will you please tell the class why covalent bonding is different than ionic bonding.
Andrew: Uh because Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams.
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