Snags

Snags : when putting alot of work into pursuing a female/male and being rejected at the crunch time for reasons that the female/male being pursued is attracted to the opposite sex or is old enough to be the pursuers parent.

•Pursuer -"Hey there gorgeous, want to come home with me and play with my meat pole?"
•Pursued -"I'll have to reject your tempting meat pole offer because I'd rather play with a box clam"
•Pursuer -"heavens, not again! I got the SNAGS!"

by Billchard November 28, 2013

snag

1. v. To acquire a date to a given function (such as homecoming or prom) before she is taken by someone else. Snagging implies beating the rush, as in "the early bird gets the worm." A girl who is in high demand to be a date may be asked very early in the "asking season" associated with the function, or even before it begins if the asker wishes to get the jump on his competition.

2. n. The action of snagging.

1. Peter didn't even wait for her to get to school; he showed up to that girl's house to snag her! He is the snagmaster.

2. 7 guys were trying to ask Amanda, so asking her first thing on Monday was a savvy snag.

by snagmaster October 9, 2012

Snag

A hot bitch with her shit together that you better hook up with before somebody else does.

She's definitely a snag!

by Our snag March 24, 2020

Gleeg Snag Zip!

"Gleeg snag zip" is a phrase from "The Demented Cartoon Movie," a 2001 Flash animation created by Brian Kendall. In the context of the movie, this phrase is humorously depicted as having the power to cause the world to explode when uttered. It's similar to another phrase from the same movie, "Zeeky Boogy Doog," which causes a nuclear explosion. The movie is known for its absurd and random humor, featuring stick figures, bizarre scenarios, and over-the-top gags.

Guy 1: Gleeg Snag Zip!
Guy 2: FUUUC- *world explodes*

by Freakyhell July 13, 2024

Snag

A snag is the Australian term for sausages

Jonno: "Fukin Damo wanna grab a snag ya cunt"

Damo:"yeah right ya shit cunt"

by awesome person with a big dick September 16, 2019

z snags

Sleep. Refers to the process of “snagging” z’s, the letter which is commonly used to express sleeping in comics and illustrations.

By 3am the party had died down and everyone was ready for some z snags.

by tgtgtg July 25, 2020

Shag and snag

To have sex with someone and take an article of theirs, such as undies, phone charger, tank top, when you leave the premises

I did the old “shag and snag” with her last night and ended up with a new keychain and a tee shirt

by Nolagirl ar June 2, 2018