quief slit

Quief Slit, N.

1.) A slit through which a woman quiefs; slang or vulgar term for a leaky vagina.

2.) A term of endearment that can be used to call your friends.

*Not to be confused with the often over used term piss slit.

*Works well when you use the word fucking right before it to add emphasis.

"Hey dude, look at that hot fat chick!"
"Are you serious bro?? OMG! Take off your boner goggles I bet she has a quief slit as long as my arm!"

"Ya I have Curtis in my Science class next period, he is a huge douche."
"I agree man he is a douche, not to mention a total fucking quief slit! Come on Mike its puff puff pass, not puff puff puff puff pass. Now your being a quief slit too, fucking ass pirate!"

by TotalJerk October 26, 2012

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Slit slap

To hit/slap a woman in the vagina

If that bitch doesn’t shut up, I’m going to slit slap her.

by Bratso November 14, 2019

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slit skunk

A Vagina. You’re welcome folks ;)

Dude, I totally got slit skunked last night... 🤮

by Slitskunk:)eww May 5, 2019

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Slit Dip

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Slit Dip is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Slit Dip! Like, how embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

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