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purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis. the purple head would refer to just that, and the yogurt slinger refers to the ability to ejaculate. first refered to as such in the movie "Varsity Blues".
Hey you wanna see my purple headed yogurt slinger?

He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!

Shit Slinger 

The cause of a vehicle slinging shit or similar alternatives on farms or in other places were theres loads of shit.
That fucking Billy using his damn shit slinger Truck throwing that shit on us.
Shit Slinger by Quentin_B February 17, 2007

sludge-slinger

when your boyfriend cums on your stomach and it shoots in your hair and eyes! not a pleasant experience
"Murph, Brian just totally sludge slinged in my eye, and it really burns!!!" Jesse says, "I hate a sludge-slinger!"

dung slinger

Bull-shitter. Person who lies. Pathological liar. Someone who cannot talk without lying or telling untruths. Not to be confused with "gun slinger."
"That Bruce is full of crap. He's such a dung slinger."
dung slinger by G Sahadi March 3, 2007

spaghetti slinger 

A person of Italian descent. Based on the concept that Italians sling spaghetti onto walls to see if they stick - and therefore are fully cooked.
That guy Lou? The Italian guy? He's a spaghetti slinger.
spaghetti slinger by Deh Shadow April 22, 2015

Wax slinger 

Someone who sells Scentsy wax and is a boss at it!
That girl is a wax slinger
Wax slinger by Naro36 April 2, 2017