sit on one

To be pissed off at someone, or to basically tell someone to fuck off. “Sit on one”

“Matteo is being a dick, tell him to go and sit on one!” Gotcha boys, who’s the one who created this..? That’s right, me! SIT ON ONE ;)

by sitononequeen March 14, 2019

sitting on the crack

1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible

1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!

2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.

3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!

by bigniqqa69 December 17, 2019

Sit on him

For the whole of January a girl can sit on whoever boy they want

You see sit on him

Sit on him is in January

by Hornhornhornhormhormh December 21, 2020

Sitting fat

Sitting in a fashion that does not allow others to sit next to you; even when there is space. You preferably do this when you are mad at someone.

I didn’t want Andre to sit next to me, so I started sitting fat.

by Papa dusty March 08, 2022

one sitting

Doing something without stopping for a Limited Period

I Drunk 5 Bottles in One Sitting

by She Loves Sarcasm December 06, 2017

sitting on an onion

verb-letting out a series of silent and stinky farts without admitting to them.

Did you smell Kori at dinner?
Yeah she must have been sitting on an onion.

by FrankM September 09, 2007

Sitting Shoes

noun. Referring to women's shoes that cannot be walked in for a greater time than 15 minutes. (e.g., stilettos)

Hello, sitting shoes are meant for sitting and not walking 15 blocks in.

by iscabbile August 18, 2009