Erect Then Shag

Slander name for Erik Ten Hag, manager of Manchester United.

He is known for only getting players who are either Dutch, have played for Ajax or have been linked to any of his other previous clubs.
Ten Hag: Harry Maguire is still a part of our project.

Man Utd fan: Erect Then Shag is on fraudwatch
by Bandz The Lord July 31, 2023
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Panic Shagging

The frantic last few one night stands as university is coming to a end.
by cd987654321 June 12, 2009
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Shag-mate

The person who you regularly hook up with not to the point of emotional connection but more than a booty call.
I normally tell the guy to leave in the morning but I recently upgraded him from booty call to shag-mate.
by Matthew Nguyen July 11, 2019
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sorbet shag

That short-term, meaningless relationship you have directly after a long-term relationship has ended - intended, like a sorbet, to get the taste of the last meal out of your mouth before moving on to the next course.
First dude "You've jumped into a new relationship pretty quickly - are you sure you're not on the rebound?"
Second dude "Oh, it's not a REAL relationship - she's just a sorbet shag."
by dom Kaos April 24, 2008
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Bible Shag

Dan Dan (during Bible Shag): OH GOD! JESUS! HOLY FREAKING VIRGIN MOTHER OF CHRIST!
by Rediculously October 07, 2008
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Musical Shags.

Similar to the kids favourite, musical chairs, only a man will lie on the floor and try to maintain wood. Ladies will then dance over him in a circle wearing no underwear. When the music stops the lady who is on over the man at that time will squat down and shag him for a certain amount of time until the music starts again and the ladies dance once more.
Rupert: Hey, how was your birthday party the other night, did you get up to anything exciting?
Nigel: I had a fantastic night, me and the ladies enjoyed a game of musical shags.I shot my load about ten times!
by Nigel Fleming April 24, 2007
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shag muffin

It means that you're hot and sexy, and also good enough to eat!
Person A: You're such a shag muffin!

Person B: Thanks!
by lil_sis January 22, 2006
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