Gulag scoot

When your butt no longer works properly because it was violated in jail or prison so it leaks. Causing you to clinch your butt cheeks when you walk. It can also be caused by continuously hiding large objects in your prison wallet.

1 .Damn look at that twink doing the Gulag scoot, he is trying to hold it back but the doo doo door is still leaking.
2. He had to poop so bad even the Gulag scoot won't hold that turd back.

by Odinsson420 February 9, 2021

Scoot Job

If you have to ask you can't handle it.

Ben Jackson gives the worlds best scoot job.

by scootjob223 September 10, 2011

shoot & scoot

shoot and scoot means for a guy to have a cumgasm in another dude's mouth or asshole and then leave. abruptly.

I was in a hurry this morning in the cadet showers, so I just had to shoot & scoot!

by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021

jersey scoot

to make a left turn as soon as the light turns green, cutting off a person moving forward in the opposite direction. specifically in new jersey.

Sheila got arrested for doing the jersey scoot when she was on vacation in vermont.

by 84u65098279032 April 7, 2009

g scoot

n. weed. and it don't matter what kind. shwag to dank that shit is g scoot.

v. to smoke weed

n. "yo' man you holdin' that g scoot? william holden come to the party?"

v. "god damn it all, i gots to g scoot tonight!"

by MC ESHR October 26, 2006

scoot ass

When someone wipes their ass on something other than toilet paper, esp something unwieldly like a couch or their room mates laundry. Just like dogs do on the grass.

Change the fucking channel or imma scoot ass all over your clean laundry.

by Bastard December 1, 2002

poop scoot

N: when people like kyle wipe the leftover remnants from betwinxt their buttox from back to front (rump to bump).

kyle: you guys don't wipe back to front?
everyone: no kyle, we're not poop scooters.

by t-biz and biddy blakk March 5, 2009