by The Biggest Jeanius January 31, 2021
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A dirty-shmallow: is the perfect ending to the night where he wipes the fecies or dirty-shmallow from his phallic on her upper lip.
by ooimmikeoo June 12, 2021
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by KeepItRockHard February 8, 2022
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