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Scandinavian Ryder

Basically Ryder just a tad longer hair and is white as fuck tbh we don't even know if hes scandinavian
Scandinavian Ryder and Ryder are the same nigga
by niggafagott November 30, 2019
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Scandinavian Bean Flick

When one yeets any object, their body, their car, their fingers on the cusp of their lovers nether-regions, quickly in an s-shaped fashion.
Jeanette said she had never had an orgasm quite like the one Matthew gave her when he used his special “Scandinavian Bean Flick” method on her clitoris.
by Atadoff3991 December 15, 2021
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Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.
Dude last Tuesday someone pulled a Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!
by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021
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Scandinavian Jackpot

When you have sex with one girl from each of the Scandinavian countries (Sweden, Denmark and Norway) at the same time.
Bro 1: Hey man i did the Scandinavian Jackpot yesterday
Bro 2: No way bro. Im proud of you!
by Loco Latino March 7, 2019
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Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
by Bloxt July 28, 2017
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Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020
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Scandinavian cuthulu

When a circular orgee of Scandinavian men ejaculate on to one man in the center
Me and the boys are going to have a Scandinavian cuthulu tonight
by i_tuTle May 11, 2023
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