Scandinavian Water Bottle

What made you search this, tell me. What made you want to type "Scandinavian Water Bottle"
Well whatever ridocolous reasons you searched this, "Scandinavian Water Bottle" meanings a water bottle in scandinavia.

Me: I am in Scandinavia and have a Scandinavian Water Bottle
Friend: Ok weird phrasing but makes sense.

by Wait a minute... Germany? December 25, 2021

Scandinavian traffic cone

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat

“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone”

by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024

Scandinavian Bridge Cutter

A sexual act, where one removes the nasal ridge of the others nose, making ample room to be able to stick their penis up the partners nostril.

"Hey man ever tried nasal with your girl"?
"Nah, cant fit my cock up her nose"
"It's all good just use the Scandinavian Bridge Cutter method".

by ronald555555 July 4, 2019

Scandinavian Ryder

Basically Ryder just a tad longer hair and is white as fuck tbh we don't even know if hes scandinavian

Scandinavian Ryder and Ryder are the same nigga

by niggafagott November 30, 2019

Scandinavian Dickgrab

The sexual move of pulling yours or another persons penis until it explodes in a ball of cum, piss and blood.

Jan: "Wow that guy is so sexy. I wanna do the Scandinavian Dickgrab on him."

by gussandst November 17, 2023

scandinavian water dog

The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile

I can't believe he gave me a Scandinavian Water Dog in a walmart

by Captain Degen March 15, 2023

Scandinavian Flamethrower

The female places icy hot in her vaginal region and the male lights his penis on fire before beginning intercourse, the act takes course in a walk in freezer.

During my lunch break my coworker just asked if we could perform the Scandinavian flamethrower.

by Reggaetron June 23, 2025