Batter Satchel

Slang for a promiscuous woman's vagina who doesn't shower often...... Saving all that batter for later.... AKA- cum dumpster

That slutty chicks batter Satchel needs a good scrubbing..... And maybe some antibiotics!!!

by Jo Duckhunt May 26, 2022

meat satchel

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.

How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.

by Johan Spleefster November 16, 2010

muffy satchel

(Noun) (m-uh-fee-sAa-Tch-Lle) a small, padded pocket that holds your pipe, your weed and your lighter // can also hold your other fragile items that you may need on the go.

“Did you bring the muffy satchel?”

“I got a new muffy satchel.”
“Will it fit in the muffy satchel?”

by ZiggityZell September 11, 2022

the satchell

To be unreasonably cheap, or to offer ridiculously low prices for things. "How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you $2."

"How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you the satchell price of $2."

by SmartAssPM July 21, 2023

teste-satchels

a slang word created by brit spaniard to describe balls of the male species.

when i was growing up i thought boys had two seperate teste-sachels!

by Marcie December 1, 2004

Satchel

An underrated as fuck guitar gem! (aka Russ Parrish)

"Satchel is more talented than a good portion of extremely praised guitarists"

by Lavvender4 May 8, 2020

Satchel

HE IS A BITCHASS NIGGA

UUHH IM SATCHEL UHH I"M SO GAY

by LICKME.it September 25, 2019