(Psych) Smelly Arse Disorder.
Psychological condition whereby a fellow thinks he is being shunned by his peers, due to his untreated ADD (Anal Distraction Disorder), whereby his constant poking of the spiders eye gives rise to a foul odour surrounding the unfortunate chap, often accomanied by clouds of buzzing flies. The afflicted often becomes maudlin and morose. The sufferer then goes on to think that it is his morbid demenour is the cause of his pariah status, causing further depression.
Psychological condition whereby a fellow thinks he is being shunned by his peers, due to his untreated ADD (Anal Distraction Disorder), whereby his constant poking of the spiders eye gives rise to a foul odour surrounding the unfortunate chap, often accomanied by clouds of buzzing flies. The afflicted often becomes maudlin and morose. The sufferer then goes on to think that it is his morbid demenour is the cause of his pariah status, causing further depression.
Billy (Brown Fingers) Jones was always found alone and miserable until his SAD was diagnosed and treated.
by Effluent Mills October 19, 2008
Get the SADmug. 
To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)
by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013
Get the Sad Wankmug. The depth of longing and eventual despair that is part of realizing that you are forever alone and most likely going to die unhappy.
He watched the happier and better looking couple laugh as they walked by. His sadness inside was in plain sight...
by Power bottoms for Krishna April 6, 2016
Get the sadness insidemug. The Cleveland Browns Stadium. The name was given by angry fan Mike Polk who made a youtube video in which he rants about the annual losing records of the Browns.
by gregb#3 January 6, 2012
Get the factory of sadnessmug.