When you smear cookie crumbs / cookie dough all over your bulging cock and either stroke it or put it in your best homie.
“Damn, I just had the best cookie rub session of my life, my homie loved his hole being filled with cookie dough.
by rinlovesstrokingit January 27, 2023

To masturbate with a sock.
by Kizzygoth October 3, 2007

I Monterey Rubbed Joyce and Brenda at the movie theater while the previews played.
I Nantucket Rigged Felicia and Naomi in stirrupped beds while watching Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.
Maria and Phoebe wanted me to clam-gun them like an AMC Gremlin in-line six engine.
I Nantucket Rigged Felicia and Naomi in stirrupped beds while watching Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.
Maria and Phoebe wanted me to clam-gun them like an AMC Gremlin in-line six engine.
by norm the plum December 1, 2015

We ran out of vodka, so we had to use the last resort, so we went to the medicine cabinet and got out the Rubbing Alcohol
by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017

by ppppppppppppppppppppplahscacca May 10, 2016

term referring to the unwanted rubbing of your shoulders/arms at the workplace. This act is usually performed by the plant manager and occasionally by the maintenance man. The rub occurs from the back when the victim is not expecting it. The workplace rub can can be countered with the Workplace Rub Square Up.
Zach: I see you fell victim to the Workplace Rub hahaha
Donnell: Yeah he got me from the back and I didnt have time to square up.
Donnell: Yeah he got me from the back and I didnt have time to square up.
by The Denier February 18, 2010
