Workplace Rub

term referring to the unwanted rubbing of your shoulders/arms at the workplace. This act is usually performed by the plant manager and occasionally by the maintenance man. The rub occurs from the back when the victim is not expecting it. The workplace rub can can be countered with the Workplace Rub Square Up.

Zach: I see you fell victim to the Workplace Rub hahaha
Donnell: Yeah he got me from the back and I didnt have time to square up.

by The Denier February 18, 2010

Rub Club

The collection of memories you think about while masturbating or to otherwise achieve orgasm. See: Spank Bank.

The wild sex I had last night with my boyfriend is definitely going in the rub club for when I'm out of town.

by TeamRam January 01, 2013

Rubbing Alcohol

A last resort

We ran out of vodka, so we had to use the last resort, so we went to the medicine cabinet and got out the Rubbing Alcohol

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

speed rub

When you masturbate as quick as possible by stroking your hand furiously and watching the porno two times the speed. You should be able to finish within 30 seconds.

Person 1: I am a speed rub WR holder of 15 seconds!

Person 2: I can do it in 6.

by NotoriousGWN July 17, 2016

rubbing job

when you are rubbing a girls pussy then you rub it on your dick

I was giving her rubbing job in my car

by ppppppppppppppppppppplahscacca May 11, 2016

rubbing clams

The act of vigorously smashing ones vagina into another's for pleasure.

I caught my sister rubbing clams with our cousin. Not sure how I feel about it.

by Mschmidthead June 05, 2017

Monterey Rub

Simultaneously fingerbanging two women.
Also known as Nantucket Rigging or Clam-gunning.

I Monterey Rubbed Joyce and Brenda at the movie theater while the previews played.
I Nantucket Rigged Felicia and Naomi in stirrupped beds while watching Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.
Maria and Phoebe wanted me to clam-gun them like an AMC Gremlin in-line six engine.

by norm the plum October 11, 2015