Ritchie Valens

Ritchie Valens was an amazing man who cared a lot about his music and family. Sadly Ritchie‘s life ended alongside fellow musicians Buddy Holly, J.P. Richardson professionally known as the Big Bopper, on February 3rd, 1959 in clear lake Iowa from a plane crash. Ritchie was terribly afraid of planes ever since his friend was killed by a falling plane when he was younger. If you’re interested in more about Ritchie I suggest watching the 1987 film La Bamba.

R.I.P Ritchie valens you are a legend, just remember, the sky belongs to the stars.

by Unkn0wnHuman January 2, 2020

Doing a Ritchie

Threatening to get one's balls/wang out and then backing out.

"i'm to teabag you" *unzips trousers*
"go on then"
*zips up trousers*
"awww. hes Doing a Ritchie "

by Monstermash123 March 7, 2009

ritvick

The coolest person you could be friends with. Good at whatever he cares about and has a humongous dick and just naturally really fucking cool

charlie sheen seems like a Ritvick

by all fax💯 April 17, 2021

rittjob

A handjob through the pants while hooking up with a girl

"bro i totally just got a rittjob from Kim when i was under the blanket with her"

"Niiiice"

by ryan rittendale May 6, 2008

Rita

The ultimate in perfection. A beautiful, intelligent, sexy and successful person that you can't help but want to be with all the time.

Shit, I want Rita so bad but she seems to be to good for me.

by Rita January 16, 2005

ritne

a bad bitch right here

"ritne lookin hella good"

by bentley baker May 30, 2020

Shop Rite

Chain of supermarkets in New Jersey. Third largest employer in the state.
Employs wide variety of people, including drunks, semi-legal immigrants, psychopaths (see nite crew), legends, perverts, disgruntled former schoolteachers, dropouts, nerds, freaks, bitches, old people, the handicapped, stoners, and all sorts of others. Know for being cheap as hell, as well as being ghetto and urban in most practices and policies.

Shop Rite -If its a bad idea, we do it first!

Holy Shit! Its snowing! Lets go to the Shop Rite and buy all the milk, all the bread, and call the manager an asshole!

by sextoaster January 24, 2005