einsteins theory of relativity

A theory by a man called Albert Einsteins (with a crazy hairstylist) which clearly defines :
0. E = MC^2, thats E for energy, M for mass and C for speed of light!
1. No matter can excede the speed of light
2. Speed of light is constant for all, irrespective of their motion.
3. You can not go back in time and have sex with elvis or anyone for that matter!

Some parts of the theory are still unproven practically, but only proven theorotically

Girl 1 : I wanna have sex with elvis!
Girl 2 : Sorry babe! Einstein won't let ya!
Girl 1 : WTF is this enistein?
Girl 2 : Read this you dumbass, E=MC^2.. and so on..
Girl 1 : So its all because of the bloody einsteins theory of relativity, damn
Girl 2 : And we can't do anything about that bastard!

by Aky July 18, 2006

Relative Attractiveness

When a person of the opposite gender appears hot only in certain circumstances yet is significantly less hot in other situations.
Likely coming from our primal instinct to find the best mate for reproduction in case a disaster happens in say, a classroom.

"That girl Stacy is hot!"
"Nah. That's just relative attractiveness. She's pretty ugly compared to Jessica."

by cruel1079 June 22, 2015

harsh realities

lyk when someone is being 2-face and harsh about another person

'dat gyal stinkz init'
'harsh realities'

by wifey rocka June 11, 2008

Long Distance Realationship

The beginning of a very long break up.

"Caleb is leaving for college, him and Joy are planning on having a long distance realationship"

by joynessrocks August 10, 2009

realationship

An offline relationship in reality in defiance of social networking in virtual reality.

We now have a realationship after having had a fleeting online relationship.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

IT'S ALL RELATIVE

The award-winning, buzzword, catchphrase, or slogan, of life, and selection of sexual partners, in a small hick town with an abundance of trailer parks. Ya know, those small hamlets that, when upon entering the village, a big sign greets you and states, "Welcome to East Podunk, where the men are wife beaters and the sheep run scared."

EXAMPLE: Cobleskill, NY.

by weave September 17, 2003

relative hot

When a girl who normally by herself does not seem attracive, but since she is surrounded by even more unattractive girls, she seems hot

"Dude! I can't believe you hooked up with that shick!"

"Man, did you see those other girls!?! I got the relative hot one.

by Big_Yoder March 4, 2009