purrgatory

n. Semi-infernal place that slightly naughty cats go to for a while before God, enchanted by their cute behaviours, lets them into heaven.

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When my kitten, Mrs. Muffles, nearly died last week she went through a long dark tunnel and caught a glimpse of the toyless void that is to come.

That wasn’t purrgatory Mabel. She was just stuck in the leg of your Justin Bieber onesie.