puma ninja

a hot chick with ninja like moves and the sexual prowlness of a puma

dude you see that puma over there? you mean the one standing right behind you.. whoah! puma ninja

by redickulos May 15, 2011

Puma

A woman who is both petite, and still considereal a milf.

Dude, she is fine!

I know, she's puma.

by The_wendigo January 18, 2022

Puma

A sexy 30 something single mom that’s tatted and pierced

She’s such a puma rawr

by Skorpio94 October 19, 2022

Puma

Puma is a brand which is an abbreviation of Penis Up My Arse which is why many British youngsters, male and female enjoy wearing the clothing proudly to represent their inner nature. It is pronounced Puh-mah not poo man which many people end up mistaking.

Chav 1: man just copped a puma hoodie for 40 quid!
Chav 2: ite g man I’ll buy it off you for a tenner!
Chav 1: sure day 1 my man! Penis up my arse for life, both of us!

by Mike Oxverylong December 29, 2019

Puma

An older woman 50+ who prays on much younger men in their twenties. Much like a cougar but ugly, short and fat, unlike a cougar who is older but beautiful, slender and elagant.

That woman acts like a cougar, but she's short and fat, like a puma!

by Menpower April 15, 2011

Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN

person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"

by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021

Puma (Liquid Energy)

A drink of epic proportions consisting of a massive bowl or container filled with 1 type of every energy drink in a given gas station or quickmart spiked with Caffeine pills. WARNING: If this is your first or second time trying Puma YOU ARE A LOT MORE TIRED THAN YOU REALIZE DO NOT FUCKING DRIVE I WARN YOU NOW!!!

I drank some fucking awesome Puma (Liquid Energy) last night and was able to stay up so I got laid 3 extra times. PUMA!

by Unsaidpaper July 13, 2011