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Pastrami promise

The act of breaking wind while being spooned, preferably after sex.
Yo bro, that tinder bitch made me wear a rubber so I hit her with the pastrami promise!
by Raymurda April 24, 2020
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Vacation Promise

A Vacation Promise is a promise kept by three or more people going on a vacation together that there will be no sexual activities going on during the vacation.
“Don’t forget when we leave you two have to keep the Vacation Promise.”
by Insanitysfeelings98 August 21, 2018
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a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.
Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
by smendler September 20, 2010
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PROMISE P

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BIRTH NAME: PROMISE DEANTHONE PETERS ARTIST NAME : PROMISE P KNOW : ARTIST & PRODUCER BIRTHDAY: SEPTEMBER 30, 1988 CITY OF BIRTH : FRESNO CA, FIRST SCHOOL : LONG BEACH, CA BORN IN POVERTY LOW INCOME HOUSING SINGLE PARENT HOUSE HOLD BOTH PARENTS SEPARATED AT ONE YEARS OLD. PROMISE P'S FATHER LIVED IN SOUTHERN UNITED STATES WITH PROMISE P'S LITTLE BROTHERS.

Promise P earlier at age 24 produced & wrote RollPlay his single that ended up on worldstar hiphop , which created the current fan base Promise Peters has now The video also feature's The mother of (rappers) Drakes son. "Sophie Brussaux " which also created the fan base Promise Peters has now, the article was also featured on DJ vlad's vladtv.com a notable hiphop high traffic website & more Promise Peters continues to record new music sell merchandise & writes music for other artist.
A YOU HEARD THAT ROLLPLAY SONG ON WORLDSTAR PEOPLE BEEN HAVIN SEX TO , MEANS AYE YOU HEARD THAT SONG BY PROMISE P ROLLPLAY
by jackie mcdaniel November 25, 2021
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texas promise

If a friend promise a Texas promise they lose their nutsack
Adam Texas promised that he would win the game but he lost, so johnny cut off his nutsack
by Bsmdns February 22, 2018
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Seton Promise

A promise that means so much that if broken it could tear apart the best of friends
Man he was my bestfriend until he broke that Seton Promise
by sblaze13 November 22, 2010
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Pucker Promise

When you make promise by inserting any body part into the other party's anus. They then pucker their asshole on said body part to seal the promise.
"Mason promise you wont roofie me tonight"
"I Pucker Promise I won't!"
"Ok!"
*sticks pinky in asshole*
*puckers asshole around pinky*
"There we go!"
by mrpploper August 9, 2023
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