Pornhub

A porn website that you can straight up search up and beat the absolute shit out of your dick or if your a woman, you can finger your self.

Horny 18 yr old 1: hey why didn't you join our jerk circle?

Horny 18 yr old 2: i wanted to masturbate my self

I watched pornhub and jerked off last night

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024

Pornhub

A very holy and beautiful site that basically like heaven, it has the best kid-friendly videos!

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by kamudai April 21, 2021

Pornhub

The website I go to beat the shit out my dick

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by Wolfythewolf March 20, 2020

Pornhub

A website where you gain useful knowledge about life and human body and make new friends all around the world, def better than Youtube and Google Scholar.

If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.

A: I've just finished reading Charles Darvin's Theory of Evolution, it was just beautiful!
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A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
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by Follower of Kun March 13, 2023

Pornhub

A good website that has a bunch of good sex videos.

I'm lonely... I'm gonna go on pornhub

by UrboiShrek69 April 1, 2021

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One day at the Perseverance Landfill in Grenada, navigating my way home in my red Chrysler town and country minivan. Right in front of me was a minibus full of passengers and an elderly lady in a yellow subcompact car. The old lady was driving slowly through the landfill. As the bus honked continuously, I noticed on my rearview mirrors, a white 2015 Honda fit swerving all over the road behind me. The driver, a guy in his late 20’s named Jeremy was glued to his phone, watching some nasty gay porn with the sounds playing from the car’s speakers via Bluetooth, playing explicit moans, dirty talking and etc. I could see the bright orange and black Pornhub logo reflected onto his glasses as he was getting closer behind me. I realized that he was driving like an ass, so I tried to move away from him. But as I tried to take over the old lady in her slow moving car, the tragedy begins, the Honda clipped my rear bumper, sending violent vibrations through my minivan. Then he collided behind the old lady, her car spinning violently off the road . Then Jeremy then collided into the bus, and after he collided into the bus. He Carreened off the road with the pornographic noises playing loudly on his car speakers and then hit a guardrail and plunged into the lagoon of the Halifax harbor near by the abandoned lizie j cargo ship.

by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025

Pornhubbed

When someone gets into your phone and posts a screenshot of pornhub on your snap story.

Wow I got so pornhubbed last night!

Someone totally pornhubbed me

by hmidds00 May 8, 2019