Person A: Hey, i'm finna go nut, ill be right back
Person B: What you nuttin' to?
Person A; Pornhub my boi.
Person B: What you nuttin' to?
Person A; Pornhub my boi.
by Retard in your closet October 18, 2019
Get the Pornhubmug. Keanu Reeves sticking his head out of a toilet
The site one goes to for watching genitalia sticking out of a toilet
The site one goes to for watching genitalia sticking out of a toilet
Person 1 (singing): “To skibidi pornhub!”
The choir: “skibidiiiii Pornhub! Skibidi Pornhub, skibidi Pornhub.”
The choir: “skibidiiiii Pornhub! Skibidi Pornhub, skibidi Pornhub.”
by Koro6 February 8, 2025
Get the Skibidi pornhubmug. by 696969696969.com September 22, 2019
Get the pornhubmug. The sudden action of casual conversation or moment to instant sexual urge/ being horny.
Like watching porn and you want too immediately get to it, you do it in a physical action without the foreplay. Utterly confusing the recipient and feeling uncomfortable.
Like watching porn and you want too immediately get to it, you do it in a physical action without the foreplay. Utterly confusing the recipient and feeling uncomfortable.
"Me and my friend we in a call watching a video and he started flirting with the other it was fucking weird."
"Yeah, that's a bad case of Pornhubitis. Were they drunk?"
"Probably."
"Yeah, that's a bad case of Pornhubitis. Were they drunk?"
"Probably."
by DoggoWithAGlocco January 27, 2024
Get the Pornhubitismug. Kane… Son… and Btec Neymar…
trying to win in Premier league…
W/ Tottenham
But, they do not have good midfield and defense, and so it’s money..
To solve this financial problem, Tottenham must atleast make new sponsor and cannot rely on AIG rip-off to be MU 2008.
But what is the best one?
Spotify? No
Disney? No
Twitter? No
Pornhub? Correct
You see, this world is boring, and human is on the brink of extinction in near decades or centuries. We can’t just put our biological parts to the robots as replacement. We are real… As a destructive species, we think this world like a game. We are bad after all. It’s like doing self genocide, or slaves replacement (robots) in the future.
Back to the topic, so sponsoring Phub is easy. What else we could add in the back of Tottenham’s kit? Ah yes, R34. As time goes on, people will melt their reality on digital stuffs that will result to mix their life, making apart of it. Internet audiences is big, and this may increase more fan for Tottenham. Since its also 18+ website but with either of their OC or making version of it, will poor Kane suffers? Probably… and I’m not even Tottenham fan.
We completed!
1 year later…
No way…
No even 1 year, Tottenham profit 500 million.
Incredible, and still haven’t won trophy.
Ok, what’s the influence after its sponsor?
Uhhh…
10% to 90%
Crazy addiction…
And now I lost my friend. He is now doing 58th time already…
Goddamn it.
trying to win in Premier league…
W/ Tottenham
But, they do not have good midfield and defense, and so it’s money..
To solve this financial problem, Tottenham must atleast make new sponsor and cannot rely on AIG rip-off to be MU 2008.
But what is the best one?
Spotify? No
Disney? No
Twitter? No
Pornhub? Correct
You see, this world is boring, and human is on the brink of extinction in near decades or centuries. We can’t just put our biological parts to the robots as replacement. We are real… As a destructive species, we think this world like a game. We are bad after all. It’s like doing self genocide, or slaves replacement (robots) in the future.
Back to the topic, so sponsoring Phub is easy. What else we could add in the back of Tottenham’s kit? Ah yes, R34. As time goes on, people will melt their reality on digital stuffs that will result to mix their life, making apart of it. Internet audiences is big, and this may increase more fan for Tottenham. Since its also 18+ website but with either of their OC or making version of it, will poor Kane suffers? Probably… and I’m not even Tottenham fan.
We completed!
1 year later…
No way…
No even 1 year, Tottenham profit 500 million.
Incredible, and still haven’t won trophy.
Ok, what’s the influence after its sponsor?
Uhhh…
10% to 90%
Crazy addiction…
And now I lost my friend. He is now doing 58th time already…
Goddamn it.
by Dickdicok April 30, 2023
Get the Sponsoring pornhubmug. by UrboiShrek69 April 1, 2021
Get the Pornhubmug. PERSON 1: DUDE I WAS SCROLLING ON PORNHUB LAST NIGHT AND I FOUND MY MUM ON IT
Person 2: did u watch it?
Person 2: did u watch it?
by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023
Get the Pornhubmug.