Fuck me running with a pogo stick

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

Pogo

an Obese person who eats junk food all of the time

Your BMI is obese which means you’re a Pogo and you need to stop eating McDonald’s and KFC

by Kwatts May 20, 2020

el pogo

el pogo.

el pogo can be used in any situation making it an incredibly top tier word with basically no meaning.

It can be used to define ANY feeling

This word is the power you hold in any situation making you immortal until the world exists, till the end of time and back

John: My dog died
Dingus: Sad el pogo

by Balls haha August 1, 2022

pogo stick

NOT RUDE! It is the best invention ever and very fun you should try it. Just PLEASE STOP insulting it on UD by making it rude and about s__.

pogo sticks are awesome

by SandwichBananaFace March 3, 2021

pogo fight

A minigame where the player character must beat others in combat while the player character is on a pogo stick.

The other characters are not usually on pogo sticks in pogo fights, rather they usually are armed with melee weapons.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

Beer Pogo

When a female uses a beer bottle to masturbate.
Cap is off.
Beer is still inside and helps get female a little tipsy during masturbation.
Beer is drank afterwards in celebration.

I played a little beer pogo last night.

by PDizzle48 June 7, 2025