Fuck me running with a pogo stick

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

pogo

Alternative name for a firearm. More accurately describing a rifle but, as this is an uncommon hood weapon, is more commonly descriptive of a pistol. This is a rather humorous description as it is indicative of "niggas jumping up." Similar to other humorous weapon names such as glizzy, chopstick, or da' stick

Bout' a' make niggas jump caus' I'm blassin' out da' pogo.

by Thug_expert July 3, 2019

Colombian pogo stick

When you have a line of coke on an erect penis and you pull it down to a point that when you let it go it will “spring” the coke up into the air and you catch it with your nose.

After she let me do a Colombian whale I let her try a Colombian pogo stick

by Doughboyjunior March 11, 2024

PogO

PogO means to say something weird about you or someone else to make everyone feel uncomfortable.

Nick told Malena that he wants to smell her armpits.

Nick is being PogO

by Polom July 11, 2021

dirty pogo

When you quickly swap from doggy to reverse cowgirl and stick it in her ass and she shits and you keep going

Bro I was hitting this girl from the back and did a dirty pogo and the cleanup after was horrendous

by DoctorC00chie July 31, 2021

Pogo

an Obese person who eats junk food all of the time

Your BMI is obese which means you’re a Pogo and you need to stop eating McDonald’s and KFC

by Kwatts May 20, 2020