What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!
by FarrisWheel April 15, 2011
The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.
Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.
You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
by Janbaby May 13, 2010
When one jumps onto the bed with too much conviction and spritliness, so much so that their fallus recoils, propelling the person up to 20ft in the air.
Linked to pressurised cock.
Linked to pressurised cock.
'I heard Hughes got into bed with Janet'
'Yeah I heard he acquired a Pogo Nob at night. Broke his fucking neck, poor sod.
'Yeah I heard he acquired a Pogo Nob at night. Broke his fucking neck, poor sod.
by pp wolloy February 21, 2022
Special instrument used by Tony Levin of the progressive rockband, King Crimson. Instead of making you jump higher it gets the entire crowd moving up and down and all around and gets them higher.Also called the Chapman stick.
"the Parisien pogo stick rears its stiff, powerful neck and I stand to attention, erect and alert, ready to spring at what comes next."
by Dedraterdater April 10, 2023
To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!
"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"
"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"
"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"
by cjohnson85 April 04, 2008
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