Beta-Pisser

A man who is too weak to piss on VC with the boys. They would only do this for the reason of being ashamed of the crackle pop.

"Edward is such a fucking beta-pisser"

by LikeTheEdgiestKidAround January 17, 2021

Captain Pisser

A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in

Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"

by drummerjg March 04, 2012

shittin' the ponce's pisser

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

dead pisser

1. Totally unnessesary and disgusting urination done in public.
2. Disrespectful and despicable behavior performed by washing a warm corpse in urine.
3. Bravado held in high esteem by American armed forces that involves group urination videos to prove that you didn't get an erection while committing murder.

Hey Sarge! You see that dead rag-head I just shot. Lets get the guys together and give him a dead pisser. Grab a camera Bubba.
I was at the dead pisser and gave a Arab a mouthful to gargle on. Know what I'm sayin.
A dead pisser is nothing compared to Vietnam when we did stiff gook rimming. Got a Polaroid somewhere.

by CATSASS11 January 13, 2012

Pee-pisser

mmm yes

im a pee-pisser

by logan dedres April 26, 2022

Annoying Pisser

That team picking back to back in a fantasy football draft and lets the clock tick down to 1 second for each pick.

If you're ever in a draft with a team named 'Philly's Finest", watch out, he's an Annoying Pisser!

by KandKx2 July 21, 2022

pisser

A cheap beer that goes right into your bladder.

great, all we have is pissers here.

by Taarty February 06, 2023