by broman5thfloor January 23, 2018
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A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.
Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*
Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.
Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?
Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.
Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*
Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).
Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*
Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.
Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?
Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.
Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*
Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).
by Pimperator July 17, 2005
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Boy 2: If I did that then everyone else would think I'm an asshole
Boy 1: Peeranoia gets the best of us sometimes.
Boy 2: If I did that then everyone else would think I'm an asshole
Boy 1: Peeranoia gets the best of us sometimes.
by Captain Bumout July 30, 2010
Get the Peeranoia mug.A phenomenon occurring strictly within public restrooms, wherein one mysteriously loses one's ability to piss. This results in much awkward, self-conscious shuffling around in front of the urinal and whispered pleas to God to restore the ability to piss. Eventually the peeraplegic simply gives up and goes to wash his hands, at which point everyone in the vicinity remorselessly judges him.
Man 1: Fuck, I just couldn't stop thinking about titties, and then I got a boner and I couldn't pee.
Man 2: Nigga please. That was textbook peeralysis right there.
Man 2: Nigga please. That was textbook peeralysis right there.
by Xanja January 1, 2012
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