Peepeepoopfarter

Crazy af. Must be shitting peeing farting and pooping all day. Commands respect and attention from all members of society. Do not mess with them ever or you might be killed the next day... Scary!

My mom: Son please stop calling yourself a Peepeepoopfarter, its really stupid!
Me (a Peepeepoopfarter): No mom, this name gives me a high status in society and makes people give me a lot of money and sex. If you keep trying to stop me from being a Peepeepoopfarter I will have you dissed a pear tomorrow. Don't mess with a Peepeepoopfarter.
Hot person who wants my sex: Oh my god is that a Peepeepoopfarter? That is so cool where do you live? Can I have sex and take your money for shopping? You're so hot and smart because you have a PHD from Peepeepoopfarting... *blushes uncontrollably*
Me: Yes i am a Peepeepoopfarter please come to my bedroom now we have sex now.
*Sexes*

by swag lord boss monster November 21, 2021

peepeepoopies

An antisemetic dogwhistle disguised as a shitpost. A retaliation to the Talmud's description of Jesus Christ boiling in excrement, the shitpost encourages people to get battle ready to.... make peepeepoopies.

When both peepees and poopies are produced at the same exact time. A superior diet and exercise must be attained in order to produce a single peepeepoopies. If at any moment they cease being produced in unison, it then becomes merely a peepees or just a poopies being produced one at a time.

by bean_curd May 9, 2023

Peepeepoof

To dissapear suddenly and without a trace.

I Put my phone down on the table but its not there anymore, it just peepeepoofed.

by The Vikingur November 21, 2023