Palos Park

A affluent Chicago suburb know for high takes and a luxurious life style. When you live there you think it’s normal then you get out of Palos Park and Palos Heights and you see the slums, of you have to go to the public school don’t say your from palos park they rob you, everyone is privileged some people do drugs but you can’t tell, the Rolls Royce and Range Rover are the most common car, a lot of executives who work in the city live out here, don’t stay in the winter go to your Florida beach home, houses run from about 450,000 and up a nice one with move theater and large garage for your cars is about 600,000 even shit houses are like 300,000 if you live here try not to get robed by inter city kids who sneak into the schools just go to Brother Rice, Mother McAlly, or Marist like everyone else and your fine, party’s are usually small and filled with alcohol and other drugs over all a great place to grow up for the upper class.

My Range Rover is getting fixed so I had to drive the Mercedes this weekend how are me and the Brother Rice boys going to get to Chads party on the other side of Palos Park?

by Palos Park privileged October 7, 2019

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Palos Verdes

If you like nightlife, urban life, and excitement, do not go to Palos Verdes. It is boring. PV consists of four cities: Rancho Palos Verdes, Palos Verdes Estates, Rolling Hills, and Rolling Hills Estates. Demographics? the median age is about 45 years old, about 75% white, 20% Asian, and the remaining 5% a mix of other ethnicities.

PV is on the Palos Verdes Peninsula. About a million years ago, it was an island and so it has plant and insect life unseen elsewhere on the North American continent. There are rare birds and butterflies. Do you care? No, you don't.

Because it is on a peninsula, it is surrounded by water on three sides and there is nowhere to go. Those who come to visit invariably end up turning around and going home.

The high schools are too hard. While many kids go on to Ivy league schools, the majority just go to Berkely, UCLA, UCI, and UCSD.

If you come to PV from outside, the people seem rich, old, and the atmosphere intimidating. If you live there, the people no longer seem rich, but they continue to be fairly old.

I went to Palos Verdes looking for an edgy urban experience. I found none and was bored, so I went back home.

by GroganGG July 19, 2007

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Palos Verdes

a.k.a. PV

1. a city where all the moms are PTA members and gossips with each other, and all the dads are in a biking gang. They all wear matching Live Strong shirts, biking pants, and helmets. All of the kids no longer drive Beamers and Mercedes because it is not the cool thing to do anymore. No, instead they drive raised trucks with refurbished sound systems bumpin some gangster/ old school rap because reggae just went out of style.

2. the "chill" school on the hill where students attend because Pen is too ghetto for them, or just has too many Asians. That's not to say asians aren't cool. It's just that it makes RICH white kids feel like the minority, and RICH white kids don't like to feel that way (actually, its usually just because of proximity or friends but definitely has earned the name chill school); Goes by the block system; hasn't had a fake bomb scare yet by fake arabs who think they are hard as opposed to Pen

3. gang sign associated with the Red Tide; not commonly used. Mostly by faggot freshmen who think they are better than Pen kids usually because they have no friends from Pen or just friends in general

1. Let's go to Palos Verdes--the city where kids think they are the shit, moms are embarrassing gossiping cunts, and dads who think they are going to be the next Lance Armstrong!

2. PV Kid: PV is the shit!
West kid: go home you rich ass PV kid!
PV Kid: Yo! Don't be jealous cuz your dad works for my dad!

3. PV Freshman: *throws up gang sign* PV PRIDE!
PV Seniors collectively: GO HOME FRESHMAN! GO HOME FRESHMAN!

by your_friendly_PV_goer January 11, 2010

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